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<?phpob_start();//http://www.askapache.com/htaccess/apache-status-code-headers-errordocument.html ... <SNIP> ... if (isset($_SERVER['REDIRECT_STATUS'])) $err_code = $_SERVER['REDIRECT_STATUS']; $err_req_meth = $_SERVER['REQUEST_METHOD'];$err_req = htmlentities(strip_tags($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']));$err_phrase = $err_status_codes[$err_code][0];$err_body = str_replace( array('INTERROR', 'THEREQUESTURI', 'THEREQMETH'), array('The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.',$err_req, $err_req_meth),$err_status_codes[$err_code][1]); @header("HTTP/1.1 $err_code $err_phrase", 1);@header("Status:$err_code $err_phrase", 1); //400 || 408 || 413 || 414 || 500 || 503 || 501//@header("Connection:close",1); if ( $err_code=='400'||$err_code=='403'||$err_code=='405'||$err_code[0]=='5'){ @header("Connection:close", 1); if ($err_code == '405') @header('Allow:GET,HEAD,POST,OPTIONS,TRACE'); echo "<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC \"-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN\">\n<html>\n<head>\n<title>{$err_code} {$err_phrase}</title>\n<h1>{$err_phrase}</h1>\n<p>{$err_body}<br>\n</p>\n</body></html>";} else echo '<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"><html xml:lang="en"lang="en"><head><title>'.$err_code.' '.$err_phrase.'</title><meta http-equiv="content-type"content="text/html;charset=UTF-8"/></head><body><h1>'.$err_code.' '.$err_phrase.'</h1><hr /><p>'.$err_body.'<br /></p><pre>'.print_r($_SERVER,1).'